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A little while ago, I hooked up with someone I hadn’t seen in over five years. When we’d last met, I was still wet behind the ears when it came to pleasing a man, so we cute much made out and jumped directly into anal.
But this time, I was ready.
After the usual making out and other vanilla stuff, we moved on to foreplay. I flipped him over and gradually worked my way down. But he didn’t expect what came next. In no time, my confront was dug deep between his buttcheeks, rimming his anus to glory. “When did you pick that up?” he asked between bewildered moans. “Well, I’ve been busy learning,” I said shamelessly.
I love eating ass. If I was on death row, and they asked me what my last meal choice would be, I’d state a nice plump ass to make my last moments tolerable.
It wasn’t always this way, but my initial apprehension thankfully paved the way for curiosity. After watching burly men eat each other’s hairy butts out in porn, I started practising it with consenting partners. Over time, I have mastered the art of anilingus.
And because we know most gay men are already adept at being and eating assholes, this age around, I’d like to help my straight brethren out. As t
Looking after your assets: everything you need to realize about maintaining a happy, healthy ass
By Emen8, updated 11 months ago in Sex and internet dating / Sex
Anal sex. It’s probably not a deeply explored topic in the standard birds-and-bees chat.
But just like the rest of your sexy bits, your anus offers a whole wonderful planet to explore, and the mechanics are just the commencement. Bottoming can be one of the most intense, intimate, vulnerable and mind-blowing things you can do with another guy. Or it can be average, uncomfortable, embarrassing and very unsatisfying.
The difference can be as simple as arming yourself with the right information — and, as always, we’ve got your back(side). Read on for the boiling take on maintaining a happy, sound ass, and how to use it for the finest sex of your life.
1. Get to know the basic anatomy
As you can see from the handy diagram, this area involves several special muscles and sphincters. It sits right behind your prostate and the rest of your sex anatomy, which is why it feels so fine when your buddy is inside you. It’s also lined internally with mucosa (a moist, protective membrane) and is very rich in blood vessels
Life on the Bottom
I enjoyed a short-lived career on the bottom. My college boyfriend’s family lived in a duplex on Park Route, where we’d often slip away on weekends. Meals were rich and plentiful — foie gras, profiteroles, double magnums of Riesling, etc. — all of which I eagerly imbibed. Following one such decadent feast my freshman year, when we were still very much in the honeymoon phase of our first gay relationship, Dan and I retired to his bedroom and got to work. For weeks we’d been easing into penetration with me on the bottom, but the pain had proven prohibitive. Also at play was acute paranoia of involuntary defecation, something I’d been assured was a common, yet unwarranted, concern of bottoms.
Presumably though, most surveyed hadn’t recently gorged on three helpings of fattened goose liver. It’s tough to look someone in the eye after shitting their childhood bed — let alone date them for seven more years afterward — but that’s exactly what happened. What didn’t happen — and hasn’t since, really — was me back on the bottom.
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Maybe that’s why I’ve maintained an enviable respect for men and women who regularly get fucke
DEAR READERS: I’m off this week. To tide all of your hot and/or kinky and/or sore asses over, here’s a column I wrote 15 years ago. Some newer readers might’ve missed this column when it originally appeared—some of you who were still in grade university, diapers, or amniotic sacs support in 1998—so I’m rerunning it now because I still receive questions about “gerbiling” on a daily basis.
QWe were having a little office debate about “gerbiling.” How does it work? Do all gay men do this? Does Richard Gere? Does the animal get shoved up the anus with a toilet paper roll only to suffocate seconds later? Is it the scratching or the perform of killing an animal that gets people off? Why? Can’t this cause serious damage? What gives? —Curious Coworkers
AEvery morning, my mail contains at least three questions about “gerbiling.” In the eight years I’ve been writing this column, I include never addressed the gerbil issue, but now, this week and this week only, I am breaking my silence. Clip and save this column, for I will never discuss gerbils again. Ahem. To begin, I would like to make a controversial statement:
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