If you were gay song lyrics

If You Were Queer Lyrics - Avenue Q

If You Were Gay

ROD
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it earn any better than this?

NICKY
Oh,hi Rod!

ROD
Hi Nicky.

NICKY
Hey Rod, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

ROD
That's very interesting.

NICKY
He was being real friendly,
And I believe he was coming on to me.
I consider he might've reflection I was gay!

ROD
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't nurture.
What did you have for lunch today?

NICKY
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Rod...

ROD
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What execute I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

NICKY
Oh, I didn't signify anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

ROD
I don't crave to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!

NICKY
Yeah, but...

ROD
OVER!!!

NICKY
Well, okay, but just so you know ?
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D

ROD:
Ahhhh, an afternoon alone with my favorite book: "Broadway Musicals of the 1940's". No roommate to bother me. How could it receive any better than this?
NICKY:
Oh, hi Rod!
ROD:
Hi, Nicky.
NICKY:
Uh, hey Rod, you'll never estimate what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smilin' at me, and talkin' to me...
ROD:
mmm, that's very interesting.
NICKY:
...mmmhmm, he was being real warm. And, I consider he was coming on to me. I think he might have mind I was gay.
ROD:
Ahem...So, uh, why you tellin' me this? Why should I care? I don't care? What did you have for lunch today?
NICKY:
Well, you don't have to get all defensive, Rod...
ROD:
I'M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE! Why execute I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I am trying to read.
NICKY:
Well, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod. I just assess it's something we should be fit to talk about.
ROD:
Well, I do not want to speak about it, Nicky. This conversation is over.
NICKY:
Yeah, but Rod...
ROD:
OVER!
NICKY:
Well, okay. But just so you know...
If you were gay
that'd be okay
I mean 'cause hey
I'd like you anyway
ROD:
Argh.
NICKY:
Because you see
if it

If You Were Gay (Avenue Q) Lyrics

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When was If You Were Gay (Avenue Q) released?

If You Were Homosexual (Avenue Q) is a english song released in 2005.

If You Were Same-sex attracted (Avenue Q) is a english song released in 2005.

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If You Were Gay (Avenue Q) is a english song from the album Divas' Revenge - Opera & Broadway Our Way.

Who is the singer of If You Were Queer (Avenue Q)?

If You Were Gay (Avenue Q) is sung by Dr. Kathleen McGuire and San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus.

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The duration of the song If You Were Gay (Avenue Q) is 2:15 minutes.

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ROD
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any surpass than this?

NICKY
Oh,hi Rod!

ROD
Hi Nicky.

NICKY
Hey Rod, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

ROD
That's very interesting.

NICKY
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I consider he might've thought I was gay!

ROD
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?

NICKY
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Rod...

ROD
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

NICKY
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to discuss about.

ROD
I don't yearn to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!

NICKY
Yeah, but...

ROD
OVER!!!

NICKY
Well, okay, but just so you know â
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOU